You made me cry and you don't even care
Look at my ENTIRE past
Highly public sexual behavior gross mismanagement of funds socially unaccpetable and radical speech and thought
Might as well have a blog about it at this point
No - a douche bag is not a fashion accessory. They do not make Gucci Douchebags
i ditched last period to have sex with him. i had to change into my skank clothes in the church parking lot. little kids were on the swings.
nothing about this is right.
hypothetically speaking is slutty or smart to buy plan b before we go on spring break so i dont have to get it in mexico
I'm hoping he'll tell everyone how great in bed I am. Well, how great in bathroom floor I am.
He told me I handled myself pretty well considering how drunk I was. He failed to realize that the lollipop I had was one I found on the ground a few minutes before hand.
i mean, what better way to remind him of his failures in life than to fuck his roommate/fraternity brother?
Well I think I made it pretty obvious I wasn't in to it. I was drinking a beer while he was going down in me
Must say, as a couple, she and I are thrilled that our pretend lesbianism has paid off.
Still stoned. I like your bong. It can stay. No others, though.
I have a 8 minute video of a fish tank on my phone.
We need to stop going to pet stores high.
But seriously I might need help getting spray paint off of my body.... But don't worry about the penis I scrubbed him already
In case you're wondering... Yes walmart will judge you for buying vodka and pickles at 645am.
I think it's time for tequila and I to go our separate ways
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