Text. Mid BJ. 8 points.
my penis was classy and tasteful, i don't know what her problem was.
he was wearing sponge bob boxers. Guess how long he lasted.
i just had 3 doubles lined up on top of a urinal, texting with one hand and my dick in the other. I an fucking awesome.
so i'm sitting in his room drinking tequila from the bottle and watching harry potter. he's jacking off to some porn a couple feet away from me. at one point i look over and see that he's watching me instead of the porn. please help me figure out how warped it is that i found that romantic
sometimes you just have to masturbate at your friend's house.
It's like Facebook knows when I'm about to masturbate and tells me to reconnect with exes.
He just refered to Steak and Shake as "a good place for couples". I will definitely not be shacking tonight.
oh god all I remember is forward rolls down the corridor and all I have to show for it is "fit Romanian guy" saved in my phone
thanks for at least making it out of the pool before you threw up
i think he spiked my sandwich with a viagra
We play this game where we catch up on what we missed over five years of not talking to eachother, then we have sex like nothing ever happened.
Just turned down sex because it's a holy day of obligation, my mom would be proud.
Would you like season tickets to my vagina?
Only three months past my 21st and I'm done. So many life lessons in so little time.
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