yeah she is the one who tells people i beat girls.. which ironically make me want to punch her in the face
It's like playing clue with my own life. I have to piece together what I did, where I was, how I did it, and who I did it to
Hey do you have anything at your house 30 ft. tall to throw eggs off of?
her body is proportioned like a family guy character
Well still if someone cared enough about u to wish an unwanted child or a disease on u ..u must have been doing something right
Oh Brad. Your poor brain, always being ignored for your penis and crazy women.
This is kind of a weird question but were you the other girl Ben asked to do a group sex thing with?
I think I met somebody from your birthday this past weekend. He said I held a push up contest outside the bar and told them I would make out with the winner. He said he won..
Do you think casino weekend will remind us once again that we in fact are not mature enough to be this old?
You told her you double majored in Geology and Telekinesis. When has that line ever worked for you?
I should not be allowed to reproduce. The world doesn't need my sarcastic asshole demon spawn in child form
He's such a neat freak that he started making the bed while I was still laying on it naked. He succeed in case you were wondering.
She's going to jail in a few weeks but she just got a boyfriend. Yet I'm still single as fuck.
My inner 10 year old alcoholic is intrigued.
We have ur drink. Mom passed out in the bathroom. I'm goin to the other bathroom. Bs at the top of the stairs on way outside.
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