Taking a 35 year old indonesian home, only in vegas ;-)
FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
i just keep taking vicodin and supergluing random shit
They upped the price of Plan B! Rite-aid is going to be the reason I have illegitimate kids.
I hate drunken dyslexia, i thought she said "someone to do" not "something to do" long story short i now have a restraining order.
in the past 3 nights i've fucked a millionaire, a drug dealer and a civil engineer... i dont really have a "type" anymore
Dude she's famous. She's on an episode of campus pd. Can't not fuck her
Whoevers house this is has only beer and cream cheese in the fridge. Thats the diet im gonna go on
Parents said they were cutting off my AmEx card. So I immediately went up to the liquor store and purchased $550 of booze before it was canceled. I'm expecting your arrival in 30 minutes.
I just masturbated to a Jock Jams cd. What have you done today?
I'm pretty sure I did the Macarena with a gay guy while shot gunning a beer
I asked her how many times she came and she said "Oh god I can't count that high, Rutgers doesn't teach us that."
She is carving a little coffin out of some wood for her hamster that died. I'm flying home tonight.
I woke up in the middle of the night on all fours turning circles in my bed! No more patron for me!
Sooooooooooooo you woke up on a rooftop. Classy
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