We could sell used underwear with pictures of us wearing them.
I really don't want to move...I'm having a motivation problem.
kev is about to show us pictures of the tranny he accidentally fucked last night.
I'll be there in 10
Just saw the first guy i ever slept with in drag. I can hear my grandfather saying "i knew she was a lesbian" somewhere
Just heard a guy on the phone saying " ya ill buy the eight ball " then came to my register to ask what asile the sugar substitute is on.
I may only be a second year med student but I feel very confident in calling that a micropenis.
He just called me juicy booty via text message.
I need the number of a restaurant that delivers, has lock-picking abilities, and is okay with full frontal male nudity. Entirely too hungover to get out of bed.
There is no amount of alcohol that can make me forget I had a Jimmy Kimmel sex dream
Told her my spirit animal was the spread eagle. Now that's my name in her phone.
why is there blood on my car? and are we still friends?
I just found a half a joint in my bed. . .don't know if this qualifies as a proud moment or a cry for help
I just found a piece of squished oatmeal cream pie in my armpit. So very sad.
Dude he's moving to fucking Germany now. What is it about your vagina that makes men want to flee the continent?
She was screaming and crying about how she couldn't find her middle finger. Then, she threw her body on to the pavement. Thats the last time we buy a freshmen a handle.
Please tell me why we have been neighbors since elementary school and waited until the night before I moved to fuck.
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