How is your vagina???
Double booked
With your butt?
Totes, candlesticks and all
Yay!!
Ana's brother is visiting for the wknd. He came back to our place last night drunk to find me passed out naked it in the shower with the water still running. I was still drunk. We decided it was a good idea to have sex and sleep on the bathroom floor. Woke up this morning spooning and using my towel as a pillow.
I took chris brown's side in the conversation ... cut to me not getting laid tonight
I just noticed that when I sneeze...my nipples get hard.
Your sister reminds me of me at her age. Stop her while you can.
America approved of our night. A bald eagle flew over us at 7am
You were yelling at the bowl of salad and telling it to quit taunting you and telling you to go to tacobell
Sounds good. Stay safe. I'm kind of drunk in a Food 4 Less right now and I'm having the time of my life.
his version of basketball was throwing hot sauce packets down my cleavage at taco bell at 2 am with his buddy.the cashier kept score
porn backed up onto portable hard disk, laptop charged, battery backup in place, two cases beer, handle of vodka, poptarts and beef jerky --- bring it sandy.
Maybe there is a secret pocket full of cocaine in that spiderman wallet.
I picked up a guy that night wearing a onesie. I kicked Xmas' ass
i just want a position where we can lock up like some sort of sexual megatron and go the whole night that way
Ok sry I left that ambiguous......did you want contact solution or fellatio?
I realized it was late, and he was my brother in humanity and another incarnation of my own life force and consciousness, so I regained control of myself, thanked him for helping me, and went home.
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