If I was Danny Tanner and my wife died and left me with three kids I would hire a nanny rather than bringing in the sexually promiscuos uncle with a fetish for leather and rebellion and my obviously mentally ill (possibly gay) best friend Joey, who has never had a girlfriend and consistently talks in cartoon voices... a nanny is just a better choice
If its called oral, why is it so hard to talk?
about to tell this girl that sh'es my teenage dream. you have 15.358s to stop me.
It's alright she couldn't hear you. Her legs were over her ears
Yeah that's one way to look at it on the other hand MY FUCKING BED CAUGHT ON FUCKING FIRE
Its not personal, its just business. I'm the Donald Trump of blowjobs.
If only we could all 3 say fuck school to be stoner flight attendants
I'm pretty sure my liver died in Reno and my intestines are doing hula hoops around my asshole. The bachelor party was that good.
A BJ like that needs to be recommended.
she's fucked both of my roommates but not me. i feel like I'm not part of the group anymore
i just woke up to her giving me a toothy BJ so I had to break into your bedroom and steal about 4 condoms. Sorry for waking you. :(
I haven't heard from him yet. He's either still asleep (which is entirely plausible..... There wasn't much sleeping happening last night) or he's robbing me blind. But I have renters insurance, so either way, I'm ok with it.
We dont have cups... so were doing shots out of bowls like puppies
He just said "I can't wait to penetrate you tomorrow" I sat in silence for a second...he attempted to save it by saying "I can't wait to enter you".
Only thing I have going for me is jacking off, weed, and saturdays
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