he actually used the line "do you have a map, because i'm lost in your eyes" and i was to drunk to care
Corey Haim died. 80's me is so sad
Turns out vomit takes off spray tan.
get to allyx's house asap
Ok is everything ok
Yeah, theres just lesbians
omg yes on my way
I have an explanation for how we got this drunk this fast... but you wont like it. We are officially in complete liver failure.
She's trying to figure out what kind of dinosaur I am... Yay codeine.
Sorry about sucking tonight. Drunk truck fucking is apparently not my strong point.
I will suppress my appetite by doing shots then passing out
i think dick pics are a sign of a sexual renaissance
Yeah its great. Whenever we want a new bowl we hand it to Trevor and he clears it in one hit. Definitely one of the benefits to having a swimmer in your circle.
I got whiskey, so I think the blizzard and I are at an even match
I'm truly not mad that he's at a strip club, it's that he couldn't look far enough into the future to figure out how to get himself home from one
Just made a floating bacon boat for the hot tub. This is what America is all about.
Not as much as my roommate, who is in the middle of one of the pictures throwing a lawn chair at a cop car lol.
you made the house rule that every time you'd say "yay" everyone had to drink.
that explains so much
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