My Nuvaring birth control makes me queef.
you kept trying to make scrambled eggs with 3 hardboiled ones.
Iiiiiii almost fall ib the lake
I should be nowhere even remotely near facebook in this condition.
I know the scar will be in an obvious place, that's why I'm certain it'll score me cancer blowjobs
The vagina on Hilton Head is mighty fine this time of year.
laying naked on couch sucking water through straw. i can still feel the orgasm from last night. thank you mdma.
We're about to go to a party titled 'Night of 1000 Jello Shots".
I'm starting to second guess shaving my vagina over the kitchen sink. The lighting is so much better though.
Call me old fashioned but i like to drunk dial a girl 2 or 3 times before sending a dick pic
I think I just ate eggs off of a plate covered in cocaine.
she just stared at nothing and then looked at me and goes, "that's a weird place to put the wall"
I could just tape a camera with a live feed to my head & you could check in on me from time to time
I'll just go on tinder. Seeking strong male to help take apart ikea furniture and move. I'll touch your dick.
I kept falling all over the place and yelled at the bouncer you can't kick me out I'm from Texas.
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