I specifically asked you not to be slutty tonight.
Its Shannon Doherty lazy not Forest Whittaker lazy
even my worst enemy doesn't deserve a bush like that
I woke up wearing just my underwear and a headlamp at a different house than I remember passing out at. I told you irish car bombs are not made with an entire guinness.
We're not too concerned with getting her out of jail. We're on a mission for donuts.
Just woke up. Need to shower and fuck. Be there when I'm done disappointing. Should be 30.
your philanthropy is ruining my sex life.
dont be like that, i wasnt picking him over you. I was picking multiple orgasms over zoolander.
We have to give a final comment in english, i think i might say "i learned it's a bad idea to make out with people in your classes who have girlfriends."
I feel like jumping into a breast pit right now. Like the old school ball pits at mcdonalds.
We just had a sexually tense moment where we both chose the trough the pee. I love gay clubs.
I masturbated to my balding thirty-something co-worker last night. I am a new level of lonely.
I'm getting high with a 50 year old car wash guy. Enough said.
IF I CANT STRIP TO SANTA BABY THEN WHY EVEN HAVE CHRISTMAS.
You're the only person I know who's experienced a micropenis and a magnum XL penis
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