maybe all of them together would equal one normal sized dick.
I come up with the best drinking games while babysitting
i need you to babysit me first week back at school. havent had tequila, adderal, or sex w randoms in 3 months
You looked cold, so i decided to make you a blanket out of sticky notes.
since when did our medecine drawer and our sex drawer become the same drawer? we now have lube covered cough drops.
I may or may not go. send a pic of a nipple so I know how much fun you're having
All I remember is a very aggressive two-stepper who inadvertently made me give myself a black eye with my own beer
Shouting "one vagina to rule them all" was probably not the best way to meet our best mates fiance
Know what's awkward? Having a couple of moving guys watch while you detach the bondage cuffs from your bedframe, that's what.
Or maybe I'll just keep introducing myself like, hello, they call me iane because I need the D. Applications are submitted online, women need not apply.
Have I showed you the picture of my vagina with a little bang flag coming out of it?
After that time I came to the conclusion that jeeps are the best cars to have sex in
Have you had sex with a man from New Zealand? No? Then your input is invalid.
It's a beautiful day to be high as fuck
I just found a live peacock hanging out behind the bar. I coerced it into my car and now I have a peacock bro that lives with me.
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