Youre a pretentious asshole and im not sure who you think you are. Get the hell over yourself and the self righteous culture snob image because its pretty obnoxious.
Aren't I supposed to sit on your face?
After a valiant attempt at golf, I think it's time for Tiger to go back to doing what he does best- having sex w/ blond, white women.
dude, you cant keep using "she roofied me" as an excuse to bang all these fat chicks
I sorta feel bad for the actual person in my fake id that got a drunk in public charge.
Ps, did you know if you google "drunk jenga", you're the first image that shows up?
I actually kinda like her but everyone else hates her, so consider it a third party grudgefuck.
When I say I took advantage of you when you were drunk, I mean that I convinced you to let me paint cute little panda bears on all of your toenails.
I mean I don't object to weird looking penis as long as it gets the job done. I just need to get it in. I'm gonna be humping chairs soon.
Ugh he's so pretty though. He bit my face at the bar because I tried to steal his ID and I forgave him
He said we would have a beautiful daughter together. That way too much for a one night stand...
I got to walk around for eight hours wearing power armor and acting camp. No way I wouldn't love it.
It was great. He never spoke.
That's not why it was great, just that's all I remember.
Did you smoke and go to the aquarium again?
So I FINALLY get to start out a story, "So there I was, naked except for a toboggan hat and handcuffs..."
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