i feel like i'm waiting in line to date brett michaels
There aren't nearly as many guys masturbating on chatroulette as i was led to believe...i feel cheated
So they discontinued the hummer... Now people will have to go door to door to let others know they're assholes
i googled waterboarding like you asked. as long as you do it outside. we have carpet. but i wont be a part of it.
Same here... Well I was planning on having some sort of deep conversation, but looking at how grim of an outlook tomorrow has on you, I'll just re-inform you that I have your pants.
he made a bald eagle out of coke lines
Please tell me I did not ask the bartender how big his dick was.
Today my mom told me "that's what worries me about you getting blacked out drunk... You don't look pretty"
I'm gonna win the lottery and buy chinchillas and tattoos for everyone
i asked the cop if we could stop and do a chinese firedrill.... he said no.
I'm sitting in front of a fan naked drinking Gatorade. Motherfucking hangover probs
It's pretty fantastic. I just wanna know how your bra ended up in the aquarium the other night.
i want to have his babies. i NEED to. shit i wont even ask for child support, he's that goodlooking.
i tried giving myself a bikini wax.1. i hate you 2. i think i'm dying
He woke me up holding a gallon of apple juice and a shot glass...
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