He saved me in his phone as Easy Jen. Should I be offended?
I wouldn't worry about it. He has me as "Sex Puppet."
i freaking love being in a circle of guys. if i fart none of them suspect me.
We tried to line dance with everyone but it turned into drunken stumbling and attempting to grind on random frat boys. I feel that this might turn into an every Thursday thing.
You left your underwear here. I'm hanging it on my door
Where the hell is he. I called him crying for weed and sex you would think that would signal some urgency.
Immediate regret. She's like a chihuahua on crack.
You need to fuck him. The man has his own Wikipedia.
Fuck you asshole. You cost me cheerleader pussy.
HE TALKS ABOUT HIS DICK IN THIRD PERSON ABORT MISSION ABORT FUCKING MISSION
I called him a "Beautiful Bastard" with "Beautiful Bastard Hair". That is how you pick up a guy from Denmark.
Her ex was at the party her housemates were having. He knocked on her door asking how she was while we were going at it. Turns out they were trying to work things out. Don't think I'll ever forget his face when we walked out of her room.
I need to calm my uterus...
He wants to buy me a wedding ring and pretend to be married to someone else when we fuck. It actually makes me wet thinking about it.
He gave me an orgasim so fantastic that I had an asthma attack.
Y’all did coke off my Puff The Magic Dragon plate.😂
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