Viking lives by an ancient code of honor that we do not understand.
What code could that possibly be? Bothering the fucking shit out of people while being physically repulsive?
I'm at this poker game and this kid to my left is bragging about all the chicks he hits including a "playboy model" when all of a sudden this 22 guy looks him in the eye and says "ever fuck a 70 woman. The things they can and are willing to do" Next think the whole table is quiet for an hour. That guys my hero...
You were face down, at your computer, surrounded by beer bottles listening a bagpipes version of amazing grace.
Ran into him today. He apologized via facebook. sometimes I hate our generation
it was really awkward. it took him like like 2 minutes to realize who he was jacking off to. he stopped mid-stroke. such a small small world
i told you not to try chat roulette
Worst hangover of my career vs the return of the blue balls. Will keep updated
Its only fair we share our golden vaginas with the world. It would be selfish if we didn't.
is it weird that I didn't think he was hot last night when I was making out with him but right now I'm Facebook stalking him and think he's really attractive??
your beer goggles are on backwards.
I would feel worse for you if you weren't waking up between a pair of double Fs that attached to a classically trained chief. Im still jacking off eating hot pockets.
I'm using my breathalyzer result sheet as a coaster for my 40.
Just saw a midget on an elliptical. Epic.
also karaoke with swedish 7yr old and drunk 50yr old = best idea ever
Quick question—how good are you at digging holes? I mean, besides the one you've dug for yourself. asking for a friend
Okay but look at his jawline. I NEED TO RIDE IT.
I've slapped too many boys and done too many naked laps for it only to be 10:30pm
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