He's gotten way too comfortable around me. He came into the bathroom and took a shit while I was in the shower.
You told me you were pretty sure you were god because you knew everything about everyone.
He kept insisting that I was going to have an orgasm but it just felt like he was rubbing sand paper on my vagina
BGSU move in weekend. Just passed a house w a beer pong table set up, ppl already playing, girls holding signs that say "son drop off". It's 10:30 am.
The maid moved your bed and found almost 40 used condoms and wrappers. She just looks at me and says "Dave?"
FYI your bra is now hanging in the hallway as a trophy.
I just think his face would be more attractiveif it was framed by my thighs
The attempted closet masturbation was unforgivable.
That was the most fucked up I've ever seen him. He had the fucking Canola Oil!
Are you aware that you called me "Sexy clit lady" last night?
I woke up sick this morning, maybe sucking a random dudes finger at a bar last night wasn't that clean of an idea.....
He doesn't want a full on relationship, he provides me with all the weed I can handle and gives me multiple mind blowing orgasms. He's my soul mate.
I've needed to start drinking protein shakes to keep up with her. It's like my dick just started doing crossfit.
So apparently I twerked on my coworkers last night. One month at the new job n I guess this is how I'm getting to know people
I was so close to going to get my nipples pierced with my mom today
He stopped mid sex to say he was sorry that he couldn't make us work.continued. Stopped again to ask if it was crazy that he loved me.
That is not what no strings attached sex is about.
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