If there was an emoticon for a sad penis, i would send it to you
I just realize today that I've dated three guys this year with their own blog. Ugh that's embarrassing.
Not till Sunday. I'm going to sleep in my car. And I know. This place is insane. Blood on the stAirs 5 dollar slices of pizza. A girl on our floor had a stroke.
I'd say the best part of the party was when you screamed to everyone that you were gettin dome on the reg
Nope, sorry. Already took my bra off. All down hill from here. My next act will be crying, singing, and eating girl scout cookies in the shower. You can come watch the shit show though.
The problem with Wednesday evening drinking is that no gets to my level. It's like like a one man party. But it's a goood party.
Haha at least the one I have like that you can't tell we are completely drunk and you're about to kick a glass out of my hand in a fit of joy over pizza.
He sent me a vid of himself jerking off. I hope his hands are the size of tennis rackets or it will be a very short date.
Due to your tardiness, I'm saving you my tab
Not genetic. He's drunk and texted me a dick pic. Not genetic. Thank God!
Thanks for fucking me in last night
TUCKING. TUCKING ME IN LAST NIGHT
Breakfast of champions
Is that a dick crepe?
It is indeed
Handcuffed our DD to a naked stripper don't think he will try to sneak out
He can pick locks you know
That's the reason for the naked stripper
we had a "who's sex playlist is better?" fight.....
He totally just went there for sex cuz he slept in her roommates bed the rest of the night after they were done...
pure definition of booty call.
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