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We're pretty sure the 'pocket' aspect of the hot pocket is unnecessary. Testing our theory now.
The last shot i remember taking was toasted to "love, sex, and magic". Needless to say I was 0 for 3 on that toast for the night.
I knew her barely 30 minutes before we got naked. This whole fraternity thing is starting to grow on me...
we just saw you getting yelled at by the cops for trying to 'hijack' a street sweeper...how have you not been arrested yet?
he suggested we do it doggy style cuz it was his dead dogs birthday...i had to do it
After what was supposed to be a one night stand I woke up to a message in my room wall written in marker "Kaitlin got it on in here" definitely a cock block down the road
was it wrong to tell him he's welcome in my pants any time?
She tackled him mid-puke while the other two were cutting up a $60 dildo with a kitchen knife and putting the pieces in a Corona bottle.
What's Spanish for "I shouldn't have worn these underwear to work?"
YO. MCGRIDDLES.
only i would get off to receiving death threats online
So Saturday night after 10 drinks I guess he tried to have sex with me and in the middle of it I asked "can you tell I'm faking it!?" and then I sat up and threw up in my hand. That's a sex Win in my books
...and with one comment dissing Hannibal Lecter, I suddenly understood why we never worked out.
You spent an hour sitting naked in your neighbor's Jeep Wrangler yelling in a terrible British accent about how you were "on a safari". Then you passed out on your lawn.
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