ive never been so in love with another man before, in a totally none sexual way... no homo
Your sister got a Brazilian yesterday. It looks great
i wish semen tasted like chocolate
theres a difference between trying to make someone happy and letting them fuck you in the ass
I had fun this weekend too. According to Web MD, my symptoms say I had a miscarriage.
Should I be curious about Jeffrey randomly sending me a picture of him holding a crab, or just move on with my life?
sleazy september. first one with mono loses.
planned ethnic drinking holidays while bored at work thru next may. I don't suppose you have any scots or russian in you?
I feel like a blind man at a water park. Every step has the potential to be either fatal or lead to accidental, but totally enjoyable, sex.
Just make it a game! Like 20 questions STD style.
She said I had a really great aura. Which I think is hippie code for "I bet you can give me a mind melting orgasm"
Hey sorry about last night. can I come pick up my tooth?
i survived drinking for 24 hours, an 8 ball of cocaine and a threesome. I think you can handle moving.
For one week of my life every time I pull my cock out I want the Jurassic Park theme music to start playing.
I wiped my ass with a McDonalds wrapper. I've hit an all time low. Sorry for my impatience
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