Who do you think planted the wheat? Who do you think cleared the land and killed off the native inhabitants? Women?
conclusion of the day: americans need to get on tredmills, people need to learn how to flush toliets and learn how to pee in then instead of on them, and waiters shouldnt tell their life stories to customers.
Get dressed up for her? please, I could shit my pants and she would still blow me
At least he could have found a MILF, she's a dbl bagger. No wonder he goes to counseling.
Yeah..you can't spell Prozac without Zac(h).
i dont care if i had to wear a dress to fuck her, she was super hot and i stand by my decision
You know how most people would take your keys when they don't want you to leave a party? Those 2 girls aren't most people. They took my pants instead.
You said my dick was impressive. You thank someone when they say that. My momma raised a gentleman.
He wants me to have his first child. So that makes four gay men that've called dibs on my eggs.
OK. i'm going to add "riddle me this, brodawg" to the list of things i'm never gonna say to my boss again while i'm high.
There's green glitter on my nipple rings. #mardigras2013
When he saw my tits he said "wow you should be proud.
I'm supposed to nail the old lady at 1:30 so I'll see you at 1:35ish.
I was walking back to the dorm and was made fun of for wearing a coat. I'M SORRY I CARE ABOUT MY WELL BEING.
We need a rematch, I think my pussy was on vacation the other night.
I must be pretty memorable. I was walking past this dude and he goes "There's the Scotch Girl." I have ZERO clue who he is, but I'm definitely the Scotch Girl.
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