Remember when we were trying to guess how many people could fit in my shower? The answer is 7
He literally had no idea who I was, so he made me turn around 360 degrees and when he saw my ass, he blurted out my first AND last name.
Lowest moment of my life just occurred. I literally threw up all over myself in front of my parents.
Margaritas are 250 calories. Now measuring all food in margaritas
i'm sure god appreciates how great my boobs look during this fine christmas eve mass
Btw after this weekend the chipndales costume has a 125% success rate.
But today feels so special with katie getting herpes and me cleaning my room. Good things are happening.
My girlfriend is studying for the MCAT by watching The Magic Schoolbus. There go my dreams of being a househusband.
I STILL HAVE A HARD TIME DECIDING WHAT TO WEAR IN THE MORNING HOW WOULD IT BE POSSIBLE FOR ME TO PICK A PAIR OF PANTS AND GO OH ILL JUST WEAR THESE FOR THE REST OF MY LIFE
That jawline could fucking have its way with me.
Stories. There's stories.
MEGHAN YOU'VE BEEN THERE FOR 20 MINUTES
Sorry about the nipples in that snapchat. It was meant for the Australian.
I feel like that xmas present negates everything we were taught as little girls. Putting out DOES pay. God bless us everyone
being broke is really keeping my alcoholism in check
And you tried to get me to have sex with you in our Harry potter closet lol
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