your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
What a tease, dude. She's giving me emotional blue balls.
I dreamt I won the Huge Cock Championship last night. It was glorious.
I have the Lakers game on, but all I can think about is having sex with you. Not sure what you've done here.
Fuck positive energy. I choose drinking instead,
Birthday was great, I got entirely too drunk and made really poor life decisions. It was everything a birthday should be.
Don't be alarmed at the girl laying on your bathroom floor.
All I did was present the dick. You did the work. That's like thanking the pencil for a test you got an A on.
Then that is decided. Fuck away my little bunny rabbit.
I really couldn't care less what she looks like. That's why The Lord Our God gave us doggy-style.
Reports of my death were greatly exaggerated.
I don't know if your celebrity crush has ever asked you for nudes, but it's fucking awesome
You haven't lived until you've snorted coke from a Pharaoh's hand baby
How's Vegas?
Woke up with a sculpture of my own head. Been trying to find Ashley for two days. so pretty not too bad.
we're so committed to being not committed
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