My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
I don't want to talk about her cat for two hours only to dry hump till I'm blistered. Not worth it.
I woke up with like grass burns all over my body, i'm pretty sure i made out with someone under a bus. . . but i'm not sure
My sister was crawling her way home and kept asking us to carry her,then she insisted on grabbing at our ankles til she passed out, how was your night?
Well i think matt shit his pants so ill mark that as a W
We should drive around in your Jeep on snow days and get stoned while we help random strangers stuck in the snow. So much good karma.
I put tequila in my salad dressing yesterday. Step the fuck up.
Just switched my underwear without taking my pants off don't ever be ashamed to be related to me
Lets both be adults and never talk about last night again.
You've never sent a girl a dick pic?
Call me old fashioned
It's dollar drink night and I have my honors society initiation tomorrow. Somehow I think this will not end well.
No way in hell. Unless I was drunk Tindering again....my swiping finger gets drunk too I guess
hold on i need to sex proof my eyelashes. thank godd for waterproof mascara
when I found u, u were using a t-shirt for pants
I don't know what else to tell you.. just listen to some taylor swift and you'll know what to do in the morning
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