Bc you can definitely buy condoms if ur a 14 year old girl
I still think their baby is ugly. I also still think it's yours.
Let's have a moment of silence for the guinea pig that drunk chick threw out our window.
i remember you telling me to take a shower, brush my teeth, go get back in bed w her, and "just do what i was born to do." and as soon as i stopped yacking i did just that. you saved my birthday.
I wonder if i could put a dildo on my bike seat to encourage me to exercise.
you have no idea the dirty thing i want to do to your blad spot. please wear my vagina as a hat.
Court can wait. right now you and your magic penis need to be here satisfying me.
So, just in case you go to the bathroom in the middle of the night.. Sam is asleep in the first stall.
Just had a threesome. Girlfriend wasn't a part of it. Broke up with her by sending her a picture of it. Hell is going to be awesome
Whatever it's Canadian jail, it's not like Guatemala or something. It'll be nice and cushy and they'll probably throw him a big bday party with all his friends and strippers
It's gay pride, I'm in my EMT uniform getting more girls than your straight ass ever will..
sent a snap of my boobs out to my FWB his response was what happened to your other nipple ring.. how do I say it got ripped out by my other FWB last week without sounding like a slut
I gotta give him props though, I've never been propositioned for sex via flash mob.
I just asked him what would happen if my boobs fought crime. I think I'm cut off.
Sometimes i wish my vagina automatically turned itself off when i'm legally drunk.
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