R and i have drinken 4 bottles od red wine. By ourselfs
bubblegum was invented today. we're getting drunk. end of story.
im not gonna bother asking u how it was... we could hear u through the walls
Sometimes I think that I have too much self esteem
Then I realize that I'm just really fucking pretty.
I don't even know. I woke up to a text from someone named Vick saying he was 'legit worried' that I had herpes.
karaoke mosh pit has descended into fisticuffs, send backup
I'm on acid right now in three feet of snow. I NEEEED YOOOOUUUU
How do I feel about a girl who has a g string tattooed on
with a cock that big I don't even care that he makes a convincing drag queen
No. 70% of the female population would find them attractive. The other 30% are lesbian and even they would appreciate them for their strong bodies and athletic capabilities.
He literally just patted me on the vagina and said goodnight to it.
You have not lived until you've slid down a waterfall fucked out of your mind. Fact.
you know my pussy doesn't know between good and evil
We're both fucking guys named Frank. Our friendship was meant to be.
What are you feeling right now?
Idk. I just flashed a porch 🤷🏼♀️
So not in the best place to do an emotional inventory
Randomize
