driving around with you guys listening to the beach boys made me very concious of how white you all are.
Wydf in so deruk i just dowwned a packet if salt waitibg for food at del taco
you kind of just crawled on top of him. that was the point at which i became concerned with how drunk you were.
We're about to have a bottle rocket fight on jetskis. You have 5 minutes to get on our level.
Why are you speaking in third person?
Because I'm so hungover that I don't even want to be myself anymore.
so i guess now we know you can get away with peeing mere feet from the Capitol if you shout IM PREGNANT at the guards
dude, you were feeling up her boob for 20 minutes in front of the guy she was hitting on because you and her had an argument over who had bigger boobs.
hey man, it was for science okay.
the bandages come off on Tuesday. we can try out my new breasts then.
I just ordered $70 worth of pizza and I'm not even ashamed. Happy Valentine's Day to me.
Just threw up in the shower. Hangovers at 23 are the best.
All she has to do is text me and my dick gets hard. She asked how my day was going and it got hard.
He yanked my breathe right strip off in the middle of me riding him.
I'm not a morning person, and, trust me, no matter how good your cock may be, it will not turn me into one.
I told him I was going outside to throw up and I ended up passing out in the front yard in my underwear for 45 minutes. When I walked back inside he said "where have u been?". My husband ladies and gentlemen
I had no plans to sleep with him, but he had to stay because of the snow. I always say, don't look a gift storm in the mouth.
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