hi i'm bored and kind of... in a sort of dirty mood
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no i'm at a mixer dressed up as the teenage mutant ninja turtles
omg! a creepy truck driver just made a frog puppet wave at me!!!
Not too sure about the toy story pull ups. The kids point to their crotch all day and say woody.
just gave a yankee's fan wrong directions to Fenway....welcome to boston asshole
I wish I had a frozen water bed.
best. idea. ever.
it's like a walk of shame rule, you always run into someone who saw you wearing that yesterday
We lit firecrackers from NYE in the fireplace and he was so passed out that he slept through it.
I'm deep cleaning my room right now. Not sure if it actually needs it or if I'm just trying to symbolically cleanse myself of the last 24 hours.
Finding a keg in our kitchen would be like god personally high fiving each of us.
Toilet is so comfy. Serious question/why does weed make every surface feel like bed?
I feel like we shud celebrate your sisters homecoming by having sex in her room
Only you could make a reflective vest look even remotely sexy
I am available for nakedness
I just put poptarts in the toaster with the wrapper on, that's how hungover I am.
He kept spinning my wedding ring like thanks buddy I remember
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