If she sees it and stops hooking up w/ me then you owe me
i'm sick of taking my pants off and seeing a look of disappointment on the girls face. i want her to be frigthened
Hey babe, chan wants you to stop texting her about the size of TJ's dick. please.
All semester I have been trying to figure out if this kid in front of me is gay. His cell phone just went off with Britney's "Circus". Case closed.
It's only 11:30 and she's already making friends with the homeless...
Yeah he's definitely gonna feel that one when he wakes up. I beat the shit out of him with that broom handle.
When you get here, kick me in the balls. It's really important. - I'll explain later.
Two shots of gin says this is gonna be a sloppy lab write up.
Everything is just really out of control. I hear puking from three different parts of the house. Roger has black eye from being punched. Kaiser tried shaving his head, but somehow burned himself. Music is bumping, but everyone is either puking and calling out for help or blacked the fuck out.
And then my hands went numb and no one believed me so I started putting peoples cigarettes out on them. Shitty idea i'll tell you that much
We accept all of your sexual lovers, Jewish, episcopalian, atheist. Dick is dick
Well I'm a full service fuck buddy so lemme know if I can get you food or water or anything
I tried to suck your dick underwater and almost drowned
I kind of just assumed by how he whisked eggs that he would be bad in bed.
I've never been so turned off by an omelet.
I have a whole new respect for her. She chugged half a bottle of jack daniels, and then peed all over his wall. Serves him right.
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