At least make sure they are 18
Why
Ambien. No doubt about it.
its summer. and we all know college gfs do not count in summer.
college gfs dont count ever. theyre like getting corn rows in jamaica. you feel cool at the time. then you go home and people make fun of you.
I wish "capable of destroying an innocent girl's life" is something I could put on my resume
How are you feeling today?
i could've thrown up on command at any point today...
Yes. It's so easy to pack to leave when you've thrown away half your clothing cause it smells like vomit.
He just slept in my bed for a couple hours and asked lots of questions about gay sex. No, I do not have his number.
I've broken several federal laws in the name of sex.
There's an official council for his ex boyfriends. They told me they 'look forward to the day I join them'.
I cant tell which is worse. That its only my third time doing laundry this year or that its the first time ive done it sober.
don't say the first was when I crawled under into the dressing room
I told your dad we had a nice lunch and hung out for awhile. It seemed more appropriate than "I had a bite of his canned chili and then we ripped each others clothes off."
She's going to be the first to die of too much illness. Not even super bad stuff like cancer but like for having a cold at the same time as a sore throat and chlamydia or something. Just too much diseases.
Mind if I sleep with your cousin? If I can... thanks. If no, sorry its gonna happen.
Ever had one of those went so hard last night you woke up at the foot of the bed naked wondering where your phone ended up?
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