it feels like my vag is blowing bubbles
Made a visit to my old puking stall. I missed it.
i jus dunped the rest of my drink down the sink and tool my bra off. pretty sure this is the best decision for everybody.
it was such a weird mix, KFC and penis
I think I just saw my 8th grade band teacher trying to pick up a hooker
also bought condoms to give away to people who look like they're about to make a bad halloween decision. I'm like a fairy.
Feeling better?
I can stand long enough to do the dishes finally. Been trying that all day.
im so proud of her that she got shit faced finally. This must be what it feels like to see you kids get their diploma or some shit.
Ever since we've gotten back together, it's like the ghosts of booty call's past have been hitting me up. Lol.
What happened?
New Orleans
Every time
We had sex with a sexual harassment video playing in the background before his gf got there. I've hit a new low
If Denver makes it to the Super Bowl I'll quit drinking. So I'm pretty much stocking up on booze
ICE CREAM AND CAKE BITCHESSSSSS
Do you think in an oreo forest they would have rivers of milk?
you asked if you could borrow my vagina for the night
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