I fucked **** last night, don't tell mike
this is mike. we're done.
I would do things to you that would get us burned at the stake if we lived in a puritan village.
My dad just passed me a joint.. this is a turning point in my life.
And then she banged "the first Italian rapper"
NC is no longer selling 190 proof Everclear. We are officially no longer the greatest state.
we're almost there. Shes pounding on the car window telling the nurse whos on a smoke break to fuck off.
So I just told the bartender I would go down on her. You need to get here
Stand up sex. Extremely, extremely difficult. I now know how pointe dancers feel.
HOW IS IT EARTHLY POSSIBLE TO DO THAT MUCH DAMAGE WITH JUST MY THUMBS?? HOW???
Apparently the Massachusetts Bay Transit Authority severely looks down on Chinese firedrills on a public bus
Yeah but the people love.
Cassie is wearing a baseball cap. This rebound is going nowhere
That's a good 5 hours of "I have no fucking idea what I did".
You know I base where I go on the likelihood of me getting laid there. This includes work.
You were trying to be sexy by spraying your contact solution on your chest and telling me to lick it off
I cannot, in good conscience, let you talk to a guy who wears Chaps and a knit beanie
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