Why is it people are always in costumes on Cheaters these days? Joe Greco literally just said, "It appears they get chased by a chicken with a chainsaw." WTF?
Just went to my life planning class. The professor has a braid going halfway down his back and an earring.
she then came into the room and yelled I'M GOING TO BE A COCK BLOCK for 5 minutes
Just got roadhead in a driving snowstorm. That shit should be a Winter X games event.
so when i dont talk to her she talks to herself...idk whats worse
it was surprisingly calming to be rocked to sleep by his roommate humping on the bottom bunk
Just got a blowjob on the pier where my great-grandfather entered America.
Have you ever had one of those moments when you kept whispering to yourself "I'm not a slut, I'm not a slut..."?
You should offer shots at parent teacher conferences..I bet more ppl come
and you stopped teaching...why?
Highlight of the night: paying my cell phone bill at the bar... I need to get laid.
I may puke in class so I'm excited to see how that goes
There aren't enough words in the English language to fully describe how worried I am for your dick. And the rest of you, I suppose.
I just compared my relationship to that double ended dong scene from Requiem. This day just took a turn.
His sisters are going to have a heyday finding all those condoms in their bunk beds.
You're swimming in an imaginary pool of pudding. What do you think?
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