We had sex this morning and after she goes, " So are we going to do something for Valentines Day?"
Just bought a german beer stein with tuition cash. no regrets
Does it count if I'm only ambidextrous while masturbating?
Having never done that before, When should one expect the horrible shame to end? Days, months, ever?
A week or so, depending on size. In your case, maybe give it a month.
As long as you're naked and covered in glow paint, I'm there.
I seriously think the toilet is the cleanest thing in their house. At least if I have to worry its not about that.
apparently putting your t-shirt on your head with a bottle of captain and telling girls your the pirate king of tallahassee doesn't work
HIS BALLS ARE HEAVEN SENT FROM THE VELVET ANGLES.
You kept saying "this bitch", mumbled incoherently for like 5 minutes, took a shot, and kept going.
I got my eyebrow ring humped out. How is that even possible?
With a butt like mine I'll never have to pay for Netflix again.
really who shits their pants then locks themselves out of their apartment? ... I threw my underwear out in a random bathroom
He kept saying "Ayyyyyyy" during foreplay... during sex.... during everything! It felt like I was having sex with friggin Fonzie from Happy Days!
I begin to question your sobriety when you both left here shirtless, with beers in one hand and shotguns in the other
he's trapped himself under a bed and is screaming at a robot dog to give him a blowjob
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