Midnight walks are trippy
I tried to do that earlier, but I was alone and scared, so I stole a happy Birthday balloon.
Is it weird I want to fuck the cartoon chick from e-surance??
I wish there was a classy way to show off your boobs.
Why are you seriouly talking to me about this when there naked pics of blake lively on the internet? Priorities man...
first one here with a pint of chicken lo mein, aspirin, and diet green tea ginger ale, gets a full effort bj the day after tomorrow.
If by "Are you drunk?" you mean "Did you just faceplant in the checkout line at Target?" the answer is yes.
I just got breakfast in bed and he went down on me. And you though he was a bad idea. Shame
who was i chillin with last night? i woke up in a storage unit
Well I found my neighbors on tinder if you're wondering how my night went
It is 5:00PM and I'm just now putting on underwear.
I just had drunken sex with an eagle scout behind the boy scouts of america building. what has my life come to?!
girls shouldnt black out with american flag bandaids on their nips
Just puked. First it was bright neon blue then it turned to bright lime green. How does that even happen? And wtf was I drinkin last night?
With a word you would own me. At your command I would walk to your house completely naked.
My life is in shambles. Just made a grilled cheese in the microwave on a hot dog bun
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