toast her oven
toast her strudel
inspect her gadget
have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
Its Shannon Doherty lazy not Forest Whittaker lazy
Is it gay to rub my penis between my butt cheeks and pretend that they're tits?
Wow! You need to get laid.
Apparently I kept telling people I was a pro tennis player again...
How do you get a 7 on a pregnancy test?
This is home. And home is where you find your family. And you try not to make out with your family.
I have a big to do list for you. Number 1 - me. Number 2 - drink wine 3. Talk my ears off. 4. Me again
I started dipping tositos in my screwdriver last night
then apparently I went "not bad" and continued
My mom is currently drinking alone in our kitchen singing the Dixie Chicks to herself so, hey, alcohol is forever and we should not be shamed for its use.
Why do I have "apologize to Dave Coulier" written on my hand?
Like if Ohio doesn't think I can get smashed on wine I will gladly prove them wrong
dont go in the freezer to fetch your weed. my vibrator may or may not be in there. not sayin, just sayin
i asked your drunk ass where the fuck you were going and you screamed “WENDY’S BITCH”.
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