I plan on using my big titties for evil tonight.
she's basically destroyed all of the faith i had that skinny blond girls could be a functioning part of society.
He told me he had an exgf. and didnt follow up with"and now i like guys."
There are some college kids out at 4 in the morning dragging each other on a sled behind a bike. its too entertaining to call the cops
the last thing i remember is ordering pitchers of white russians....
And then as he was trying to conceal his boner from everybody, you said aloud "just grab your cock and get out of the pool"
If her puking on your pool table is her sign of a good night, it's time to intervene.
There is a glee sing along. It's on random and they know them all. Like, the specific glee timings and pauses. I need to leave. I need to escape
Had a guy spin me around at the bar, kiss me then say "oh shit you're not who I thought you were" and then walk away.
Adults smoke weed in footie pajamas man. You just gotta accept me for who I am.
Hooked up with a guy dressed as Miss Frizzle last night... Asked if I could ride his Magic School Bus
Can you bring me the toilet please
I'm gonna take a crap in the portashitter like a civilized human being.
My disapointment is making my balls hurt :(
he walked off and puked in the sand. then he made a sand castle over it so that "it wouldn't upset the kids"
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