you want to go make fun of the strippers on try out night
i got kicked out last time for laughing
Did yall have sex?
Well we both woke up naked and there was a condom wrapper on the floor, but I don't remember so does that count?
Def not... that's how I managed to keep my number under 10 for all of college- If you don't remember, it didn't happen
I'm pretty sure she sent a group text out saying that I was the one to get with her last night and sorry to everyone who didnt make it.
Honestly it was an honor just to be nominated.
Is it wrong that I didn't stop masterbating when the credit card company called?
did you answer or finish?
both
Sometimes to bang a cougar u gotta play wii With her kids
Next time we go to the river, we nominate you to flash people for free booze. Your tits are the biggest.
I know it's not standard practice to meet the couple you donate to, but i'm curious as to what kind of people saw my picture and said, we want that girl's eggs
We'll wreck the fuck out of my furniture. How often does one really get the chance to fuck through a table with no negative consequences?
I'm still confused. So he's NOT your cousin by blood, but WAS your cousin, on two separate occasions, by marriage? Still too weird I think...
Doing 9 month old dishes in my bath tub. These dishes literally had enough time to gestate a human child
You kept saying "this bitch", mumbled incoherently for like 5 minutes, took a shot, and kept going.
My hookup from last weekend apparently got arrested today... his roommate just tagged me on facebook asking for bail money.
Your dad was just slow dancing with the priest and holding a beer. Classic
drunkkkkk be here I heart you
we had to take 10 shots sometime before midnight, then 11 shots between midnight and 1. so yes its gonna be a rough day.
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