That's not ass to mouth..... That a rim job!! Are you telling me she licked your asshole?!
One of the cleaning ladies on my floor just screamed from the bathroom
Let's get back to talking about you giving me a blow job.
Then she opened the door and pitched the dead squirrel out, yelling "TELL THE OTHERS WHAT YOU SAW"
she refused to get out of the dog cage till we sang "be our guest" to her.
At the party. I feel like I just walked into a lifesize blunt.
I found the hair cut I want on the girl in the porno I'm watching. now really sure how to show my stylist.
Is it some european holiday today? We both woke up to find loaves of bread in our rooms...
Good afternoon everyone! Just texting to inform you that Andrew, your emotionally detached man-whore, will be back starting this weekend. Please RSVP.
You know, I think when I have a lot of free time, thats when I pick up odd lovers. Maybe keeping busy is key to not using my vagina
Im like a saiyan, last weekends hangover will only make me stronger
You kept insisting you found queso that's better than oral sex
I seriously doubt this is the first time pumpkin pie has led to a booty call.
i'm not so sure everythign we did last night was legal...
He just peed in the cab. I repeat..IN.
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