Can we talk about the cons of throwing up in the bathtub. there are no pros.
He cant even get with danielle. Thats like striking out in t-ball
The more I look at him the more I wonder why anyone would ever want any of his features to be a part of their childs face.
There comes a time in a man's life when he's almost thirty he just needs to stop watching Degrassi. This is that time.
Saying you want a bj does not count as saying you wanna see me btw.
She's like the pied piper of lesbians.
i just successfully used the word "hymen" in a paper...welcome to senior seminar in lit.
I just want you to know if you wake up tomorrow morning and wreak of mustard, I was not involved.
Recording ancient aliens and the third Reich. Stoned you will thank me later.
First day of class and I'm in a bar drinking pitcher #3. Foreshadowing?
After she saw a msg in his phone from me that listed the reasons why I love his cock, I don't think I can deny fucking her ex.
Soooo fucked this chick last night! While fucking she started talking into the fan on the side of my bed. Does that count as sex with a robot
Glow Paint looked great for the Black Light Party last night, Tonight having a glow in the dark Pizza on my arm, not so much.
At a point I was just cumming dust last night
And by "sexually intimate," you mean fuck buddies?
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