She acts like you when your on meds
She acts like batman?
Your sister got a Brazilian yesterday. It looks great
Someone in my class is wearing shirt and on the back it says...National Bible Quiz Finalist 2006. Do you really expect me to find a guy here
Im sick of reading dumb tattoos while having sex
Mac n' cheese is coming out of my nose. You can't make that feel better
In between when I last wrote and now have screwed a Swiss guy on a hostel bathroom floor. Okay, real life?
True. I'd rather snort cocaine off a homeless guy then work on the weekend...Actually that may not be that bad.
I'm trying to find candidates for my winter break hook up. I'm going to hold auditions thanksgiving break.
Second wind. Either that or my heart is about to explode. I'm hoping the first one.
Just made a jeopardy bj game. Every question has 10-50 seconds on it and if he's right that's how many he gets.
I kept resisting the urge to yell "2 for 2!" so they could hear me on the other side of the wall.
Captain America stopped by our tailgate. He ate a taco.
Like he was trying to be sexy but he had shit taste in porn so i left
Sometimes I wish I could tell all my past/present hookups what the nicknames that my friends and I have assigned them.
i realized my signature handshake has now become a hookup. i love what college has done to me.
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