Never forget that any girl can get her way if she puts her vagina on the table.
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Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
can you pick me up an extra syllabus
i passed out in the shower again
I didn't think her British accent was real until I saw how fucked up her teeth were.
She woke up with blood running down her face and asked the EMS guy where the keg was
it was a whole new experience in the world of ball fondling
I just want to know what horrible accidents of evolution allowed that tiny penis to exist
I feel like I've been hit by a truck, flew up and landed on a fence post that went straight through my vagina. No more vodka and sex for a while.
I found out his moms name, maiden name, profession, and office location, his dads name and profession, his home phone, picture of their house, all of his work profiles, and the cost of their house. All I'm trying to do is find his damn twitter
I am a delicate flower. A fucked up, drunk, horny, pants pissing, delicate little flower.
Good, I don't think Coke dipped ring pops hold up in the mail anyway.
woke up and you werent here...its ok if we're never going to speak again but my furry hand cuffs are missing and i would like them back. thanks.
I was 40 minutes late to work today because I was getting fucked. Walked in to discover that it's apparently performance review day. Employee of the year.
So I come home this morning to get ready for a job interview and there is garlic seasoning all over the hardwood and a knife in the wall. What. the. fuck.
all I remember is them saying he had a big dick and the next thing I know I’m leaving with him
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