This may sound mean but have u ever just sat in class and look at some of the the people and think how disappointed their parents must be
Just saw a group of asian tourists in safari outifts bow in thanks to the starbucks guys. And no Im not high.
I just packed a bowl in my room and use glad press n' seal to cover it so it wouldn't dump out in my pocket .
I made her cum... she sounded like Ray Romano
Only thing I know is apparently I danced with a bouncer and we got a ride back from a valet who was driving one of the cars he was supposed to be parking
i found him! he's on the front porch using a bag of potting soil as a pillow. i forgot i left him there.
You are mentally unprepared to be exposed to my degree of perversion.
I'm at the perfect height to walk up to the corner of my mom's stove and rest my balls on it. Just thought you'd like to know they're warm.
If I asked you to guess what I'm doing right now how many guesses would it take to get to really high eating an apple bumping techno
I sent him an 18 page sext. He's going to have a good morning.
Cory and I accidentally had a sexual adventure last night.
How do you ACCIDENTALLY have a sexual adventure?
So my roommate just came out of the shower with a dude...guess that answers all questions as to whether or not he's gay
I vaguely remember making out with some dude. Please tell me he had all of his teeth.
oh, i solved that problem. i told him i wanted to steal my roommate's nephew. radio silence. haven't heard from him since.
Nah, I was done when the Big Pun lookalike began to sob and tell me I looked like his ex...
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