break up sex still means we will always be broken up.
After I tried for five minutes to hang my beer from the coat hanger in the bathroom , I have realized I am drunk
She thought I was gay, so I told her I'd be more comfortable with anal. She agreed.
come home now. i got a twizzler tangled in my hair again
I wish that one Sunday morning I could wake up feeling like I have my life together.
All i have left of him are the magnum X-Large condoms he left in my room, knowing full well that no other guy I hook up with will be able to fill his shoes. He taunts me.
You can buy vodka at target here.. Maybe Missouri isn't so bad after all
Ikeep having to ask jim if I'm actually talking. I canmt feel my body...this is what Christmas is all about
Yes. Be the home wrecker you've always dreamed of being.
You told the cop you where the star of the Track team and tried to run away. So yeah, i'm not surprised.
do i respond to the booty call for the guy with the bigger dick or the one who has the gourmet coffee i like so much? at this point i'm leading toward the coffee
I'm on the same pooping schedule as a professor I've never had. He now says what's up to me in the hallway
Is there a polite/non-lush way to ask how alcohol ranks on their list of priorities? Because like idk how to break the ice furreal.
BTW, Julia referred to you as a power bottom. Are you available?
She told me I was absolutely not allowed to sleep with him even though she knows I'm a rule breaker who loves a good challenge.
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