i permit you to call me
thats the last time I fuck a piece of fruit on camera for him.
Last night, my friend changed all my contacts in my phone. I have been texted by Batman, Donatello, and Hermione Granger. I have no idea who they are, and it doesn't upset me at all.
fyi, we didn't break up, we just downgraded to occasional sex without ever talking about it.
I love girls that fake tan. Can you say p p p p p p p p pumpkin face
so we were having anal, both very very drunk when he started shouting his roomates name
I havnt had this much beer since i losodt my virginity. thank. god.
Pretty sure that this text will cost me like $5 but just wanted you to know that I just smoked a bowl of kush, about to walk around shopping for hookers and i get 3 credit hours for this study abroad .... have fun studying for finals.
the ball fondling will be left out of the trip recanting
I got shot at today. If that doesn't get me at least a blow job I give up working on the south side
Two questions for you. Did I throw up last night and did we get food or did I dream that..?
No you never threw up but you did force me to take you to wendy's because you wanted "beef and ketchup"
I've literally already typed in by booty call text for friday night. all I have to do now is wait for is drunk me to press send
I can't get over how you look like his sister and he wants to fuck you.
Waffles and pussy, what else is there?
He wanted to take me to breakfast in the morning. He told me he respects me after I said no. I told him to respect me at a distance.
Randomize
