did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
Unmistakable female orgasm noises coming from upstairs shower
She must've brought a toy -- seriously doubt that he's up to the task
Oh shit. I just had to lure him into the bedroom so I could take the list of his negative qualities off the fridge so he wouldn't see.
I woke up naked on the bathroom floor. the tile grout marks on my boobs hurt, i mananged to use a roll toilet paper as a pillow. never again. did we eat salad?
Made it home ok. Only got hit by one car.
Ok. So I've woke up in a hospital. New thing to top that.... Waking up and realizing you've been locked inside the bar by urself at 430 am and all the doors are locked by key
She is the absolute last thing I would want to screw. Honestly. Fellating a porcupine. Higher on the list.
i accidenteley seduced the christian girl's brother so i dont think we can count on free church picnic food again
Come to the roof. We are drinking breakfast.
i'm not drunk or reckless enough to have you track my every fucking move. I AM AN ADULT
Hook ups at LEGOLAND don't count right?
Are we playing inappropriate sexual encounters bingo?
Reminding you of hookups your brain is trying to suppress. That's what friends are fooooooooor...
Should I apologize for the loud sex I had in his living room? Because I'm not going to.
Definitely not.
You're going to love the baby's room.
I doubt it. I can't have sex there anymore. That severely limits the appeal of the room to me.
Is it sad that I just pissed sitting down so I didn't have to stop eating doritos?
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