Go study a dick amy that's outrageous
I have a pretty basic diameter of my vaginal abyss. I'm sure it won't hurt.
GO HOME AND LIKE EVERYTHING ON COLT'S FACEBOOK UNTIL 2007.
Wtf it's a Friday night?
PRIORITIZE.
the taxi driver actually pulled over to let us moon a house full of people
just got tipped $5 to put a barbie in a waffle cone and drip caramel sauce on it while a group of dudes cheered and one took pics. 90% sure they were sober
You act like pregaming preseason hockey is a crime. Come on man, get fucked up and watch pucks. It rhymes so well it has to go together. DOS EQUIS Y DEVILS!
I dont even care how hung over I am, and how shitty this bus ride will be. That was the best sex of my life and it's a beautiful morning.
I still have his teeth marks on the base of my penis. You didnt miss much
He wore nothing but a Speedo and a tie to the party. It was great. Everyone was looking at him like "this kid's the best"
The Medal of Honor you banged could be at the inauguration today. You really dropped the ball on keeping up with that one.
So I wore a corset to school. Fuck laundry.
I was told to keep my leg elevated. I assume it means to keep my legs on the air, it's like I was prescribed to be slutty
No biggie, just trying to keep my liver function in the green
Text me later if you aren't dead and wanna have a drink later
I don't know what you slipped me, but my TV is vomming blood right now. Thanks, jerkoff.
Randomize
