I'm like a rollypolly, I only open my legs up when I feel safe.
I may have discovered that porn hub is on my top visited sites during class this morning.
Dude I gave him a bj because he was upset about the NFL draft, if that doesn't lock it down, i don't know what does
do you know how scary it is to wake up in a CATSCAN machine after a night of drinking?
I kept pulling the $1 bills off the stage and told everyone "no no no she has to work for this money"
I've learned something. I regret way too may Tuesdays in my life to be normal
Thats the worst face I've ever seen you make an I've seen you throw up in your own hair.
The cop told me to answer for everyone if there was drinking involved and then i threw up in my Luigi's italian ice that i was eating with a pizza slicer
Your roommate is pacing with a pen in his mouth flapping like a duck. That brownie got me fucked but not enough to understand this. Come back!
He does that
oh dear god, that would be like watching to female walruses mate. We need to stop going to that lesbian bar...
Are we in any of the areas with tornados?
Dude, i don't even have pants on yet, it's too early to think about tornadoes.
I ate her out in the bathroom and she did my makeup. Man i love being a lesbian
He skipped an important family function with his dying father to fuck me. Terrible human, amazing fuck buddy.
He was feeling me up but acting like he was asleep. Like WTF does that mean??
This town reeks of teen pregnancy.
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