I'm gunna smoke cigs today. I feel like I'm in that powerful and gritty mood which requires them
wow. When I'm done with him he's going to have to pop his collar in necessity and not just douchery
He told me he had herpes after I put his hotdog in my mouth
This could be one of the worst things i've done... The background of her phone is her and her boyfriend.
all i remember was you yelling "look at my little feet" at everyone on the way home from the bar.
He wore my sunglasses on his honeymoon..... so there's that.
Ya these assholes wanted to like sit around and eat cupcakes and watch the notebook. I was like fuck you, I want to go make some people uncomfortable in public.
That one dude should feel honored if he were to get herpes from you. Fuck that Guy. He is a herpe.
I'm beginning to worry that I seem to get along best with people when I'm naked with them.
Get this. He's a red head and he works at country oven bakery. He will forever be known as the gingerbread man.
I don't care what you say, the fact that he's a drag queen with the same shoe size as me is reason enough to date him
Who the fuck cries when they're stoned?!
Sorry man I just really wanted a McChicken
it's not that I hate people, I just want to rip most of their faces off.
Last night she walked off and disappeared from everyone got home at 330 and said she went to the casino with her cab driver.
No problem...what are friends for if they can't rub eachothers genitals.
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