i mean i cnt help that this campus has the highest STI rate
im officially scared..,i finally realized who my boyfriend reminds me of! spencer pratt
it's like iHOP with fire
These people keep looking at me like I'm the first person to ever eat ribs in a Home Depot.
my sober ride is dancing w/ a fat girl. i might be awhile
I feel like his penis would have a weird haircut because he does.
Def just hooked up with my brother's senior prom date in his bed. Does that make me the worst brother ever?
You know it's been a successful day when the only reason you put on a bra was to take off your shirt
I'm only wearing socks and eating tuna, don't do this to me right now.
She answered the door wearing a basket, said it was the only clean thing she had.
Currently googling hangover cures, which looks a lot like working from the perspective of my boss.
Just saw the cop you hooked up with over break. He’s def hotter in uniform.
Tell him to stop shaving his pubes. #Notmyjam
And then I was like pick your blow job song and he choose the sonic the hedgehog theme song. If he's not the one no one is.
We need to know if his feet match his cock.
only i would get cock blocked by a cop
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