We stole some shitttt from king sooper's. fuck yeaaa
what did you steal
frozen pizza, cat litter, and preperation H. not much different than my usual grocery list.
the new apple iphone has a feature that can find itself if you lose it, apple is getting closer to making a phone completely drunkproof...
Myspace is for pedophiles and tweakers in the 818 trying to hook up. I always forget theres music there too
don't leave me alone with all the disney princess sluts
My freaking DENTIST just commented on my hickies. Through the novacaine I managed to mumble 'It was my birthday' and she smiled knowingly.
she was drinking until 3, woke up at 7, shouted 'I'M STILL DRUNK" and went out for a jog in her thong
I need a vacation from myself..this is duely noted after I tried giving myself a concussion last night
You keep saying things....but all I'm hearing is kegs
nothing like smoking out of your roommate's bong with your mom to celebrate the rising of christ
he is risen halelujah
But mostly the blowjob in the airport bathroom was what I was laughing at.
It doesn't matter how many beers you've had, it's unacceptable to piss in someone's helmet after a playoff win.
I find it ironic...the gays are dying to get married & I just want a fucking divorce
... and this time i WILL NOT make out with anyone dressed as batman.
We need to feng shui this bitch.
I just ate part of my sock, this has got to stop.
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