saw my dad's penis on the x-ray last night. at least his hip wasn't broken
You threw a hot dog at his face...I wouldn't call you either.
That's what you said about that spiderman stripper, but look how that turned out
I cannot even. Taco bell reception. Beers. New friends from Georgia.
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i don't think they understood the house was collapsing. they kept dancing and jumping and asking for more cups.
Looking back on this weekend, I'm most grateful I never brought up with word "toe-fucking" at the bachelorette party.
You what they say. One dick in the hand is better than two in the bush
According to the boxer briefs I found on the couch when I got home, I take it your date went well??
And on the first day of my adult job, I matched with one of my co workers on tinder...
Okay so how much boob would you consider inappropriate for smart casual?
I dropped my pants and she just stared until she asked how is that even possible? Best night ever lmao
I am far too sober to understand you right now. sorry.
Can’t. It’s taco and dick night.
Dude, running 15 min late.
Let's play a game, you pay for all the drinks I can finish before you get here. Go.
Randomize