i'm so high that my cigarette just tasted like chef boyardee. no lie.
i would totally change schools right now just to be that new girl everyone wants
Where does it all go? I've busted inside of you like 10 times in the last week.
dont worry about it. i always have emergency bong water with me
stripped for him at 3am on my childhood playground and used the swing set as a pole.
pretty sure if my vagina had a mouth, it would have been smiling afterwards.
Excuse me but the alley way I wanted to fuck in happens to be a very nice clean area.
and he's drinking a bud lime in his profile pic meaning i can out drink him, meaning i would clearly be the alpha in our relationship
Why was there a 1000 piece puzzle covered in hot sauce being cooked in the microwave?
we left when one of the guys tried to stick himself with an IV that he found
Dude, you got arrested and then texted 911 to tell them you'd been kidnapped with a screenshot of your current location.
She wanted a dick pic so I sent her brett Favres dick pic then she asked why I have pictures of old men's beautiful dicks
Okay but look at his jawline. I NEED TO RIDE IT.
His boxer smelled like clean laundry while I was giving him head. It was delightful, like sucking a dick in a spring meadow.
A guy who takes a plate of chicken tenders away from us is not to be trusted or slept with
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