we did it on the carpet and she just yells out "OH. MY PSORIASIS".
Anyone who says sunshine brings happyness has never woken up with the worst hangover of their life to their window being open and it being a bright shinny day
I just had sex in a moon bounce. It is all down hill from here.
I don't know why I've never thought to take my bong into the bathtub before.
I wasnt that drunk. Throwing the table off the third story was totally logical.
Are my feet made of real feet?
he told me not to treat him like a child and then started peeing off the trampoline
I wish I could walk around this campus with a big stamp that says "Approved" and just stamp girls asses as they pass.
You need to stop blackout tweeting at him to have sex with you on the roof of your dorm. He doesn't even have a twitter.
So should I finish watching Space Jam and then get head? Or get head while secretly watching Space Jam?
My 19 year old brother just hooked up with his 45 year old cougar kindergarten teacher. These sorts of situations make me realize why the sorority girls call him Wondercock
We should try to put a bagel on your penis
Can I get my morals surgically removed?
THAT'S MY GIRL
KICKING BUT AND GETTING PEOPLE INTOXICATED
Idk what's happening right now but im wearing a tutu and pissed as fuck.
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