Hey, go out with us like you promised. You're younger than us and should be able to handle your coke problem with grace.
try this...when you orgasm scream his address including city state and zip...
she farted while i was going down on her. not doing that again
We didn't go..parents came home with patron wanting to play drinking games --we asked no questions
There is nothing wrong with wanting a slide attached to your staircase
You now know someone who has just successfully talked his way out of being arrested for breaking into the town library at midnight. Ive been home for too long.
What does that mean when you have a child masturbating in your dream? Is that weird?
The bad news is I fucked my exes girlfriend. The good news is I100% understand why he left me
she sent me a picture of dilf asleep in bed with the caption "what happened last night?"
Last night I dreamed that I got eaten out by Lego Harry Potter.
I just had sex on a roof
She helped me out of the car and i face planted into the snow.....and just stayed there and took like a 30 min nap.
Are you the reason I woke up without pants?
There are footprints all over my windshield
You said you were making waffles...
She just texted me saying "come over and eat me out, my vagina smells like honey glazed ham." I know I shouldn't be, but i'm just so curious.
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