dude just tell them you don't wear clothes. they'll understand
im having a hard time not telling ppl about ur bathroom story
this crazy girl in up in Dennys is going crazy because Bob Saget just texted her.
And for your info. Don't pee outside with glow sticks. People will still see you.
Stage 55 clinger. not a typo. I cannot even believe this shit.
Drinking with a woman who gave an anti-drugs speech at my high school. Somehow, not surprised.
Ok that kid was ether gay or 12 with a beard.
He left an apology note saying he had to work and that there was coffee, OJ and food on the table with two Excedrin. I left his spare key with the door guard and she said "too bad I don't go for skinny white boys or I'd jump you both!" Best one night stand ever.
Apparently getting a blow job in the mens room from the bar owners daughter will get you kicked out.
Drink a bottle I wine by yourself? Treat yo self
You put on a bike helmet, yelled "doesn't matter fuck it" then punched a stick the fire
I repeat do not go to a jail visit drunk, those stools are easy to fall off.
Well let me fuck you while I make potatoes. It's every girls dream
So, anyways, aside from wanting to seduce my roommate for booze, how's everything been
I just tried to snap you a picture of the CVS where we decided not to become parents.
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