I think we need to take a brake
What upsets me the most about that is that you spelt it 'brake'
i woke up this morning to a slap on the ass and jake saying "you should let me put it in your ass now" i need out of this relationship.
for sure. did you let him do it?
thats not the point.
Fair warning.. porn on your laptop when you turn it on.. seemed like a wonderful idea last night.. until it died
i'd like someone to explain to me why my clothes are all sticky. including my fanny pack. yes, this is a mass text.
I just saw fred flintstone in my fruity pebbles!
what drugs are you on?
none, cept for the pain medication i got prescribed by the doc: it said 2 pills every 3 hours, but I took 6 cuz i'll be away from home later
So the dentist told me I couldn't suck on anything. She emphasized ANYthing.
At what point did you actually think that you could throw knives safely?
It feels kinda weird thanking you for sucking my dick, but I just don't know what else to do right now
Instead of sending me a picture of his dick, he sent me a drawing of it on drawsomething. This game is getting out of control.
Thanks be to the Goddess of Whores!! I straightened my bed before Ken got here. Found Calvin's boxers in the sheets!!!!
Already at the river; already getting fucked up. And yes that semicolon is legit because those are congruent statemests
If you kill yourself you won't get to feel that feeling when you have a good shit in the morning. Arent you gonna miss that?
I just wanna inform you guys that the first pregnancy scare of 2016 is over...
dude the dog literally grabbed the condom out of the trash can and threw it in the air i'm screaming
I’m good. I learned that a guy ate the mushrooms that were growing out of his toilet, so there’s that.
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