This ginger kid smells like a queef popsicle
worst 3rd wheel sitch ever. i'm crammed into a booth with him and chubs mcgee and his hand is between her legs. thank youuu karma.
how much land on farmville do you have now? i sold all my shit to make room i need more money... these animals need to know I'm running a business not a charity.
and that's how I found out my dad doesn't believe in towels... holiday magic.
I think he just gave me the 'I used to fuck your sister' discount
Umm. Any where really. Alcohol and boobs. Those are the requirements.
So, how do I go about conveying: I'm sorry, yet very glad she is having my abortion. Via text msg?
Step one go to argentina step two fuck bitches it's a simple plan really
Every bathroom has like throw up and like bagels in it. Richie didn't even have bagels.
spring break - time to see if my two week detoxing gave my liver a chance to recover.
I apologize in advance for the amount of cleavage I'll be exposing your boyfriend to.
think before you get married my friend it's my birthday and just got done jacking off
She's the good dick fairy. You buy her a beer and half an hour later the best lay in the place is asking to take you home.
How long do I have to listen to him talk about the chickens before telling him I just really want to fuck? Note: it's already been twelve minutes.
Put my boyfriend in a chastity cage while he was passed out last night. Now I control his orgasms.
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